Sunday, August 24, 2008

Domination by Multiplication

I think it's time to tell you, my avid readers (in other words... no one), the grand scheme of the glorious Hispanic civilization. Yes... this is what will one day lead to our domination of the country, and perhaps the world, which will lead to a world of peace, cheap delicious food, and a significant reduction in sunburns.

Domination by Multiplication.

Yes, this is why we've been having so many children. We've created a rapidly growing population base all over the country, become an integral part of the logistical well-being of the nation (doing jobs no one else wants to do), and become a social acceptable alternative to the boring "black and white" dynamic of American life (thank you Paul Rodriguez, George Lopez, Jennifer Lopez, Cheech Marin, and Eva Longoria... and no thanks to Carlos Mencia, or should I say, Ned Arnel Holness/Mencia?) .

Now, we have moved on to phase 2, which can best be described by a braveheart quote...

"If we can't beat them out, then we'll breed them out"

I mean, face it... we're irresistable! We are in every socio-economic group and every major and minor non-white-supremacist division of America, and we bring a strange combination of peace and passion wherever we go! Plus, we've got great food, big fun families, and good looking people. Finally, we are able to blend in almost anywhere (not so sure about east texas yet) and make the most of any situation (hence the name of this blog).

So yes, we are sending our best people out to meet your best people (I'm talking to all of you... whites, blacks, asians... we're equal opportunity), and create a new race of taco-eating, tex-mex speaking AMERICANS, in the truest sense of the word (since the United States is not the only country in America). We've got some keeping the bloodlines pure, of course, and those that you see that seem poor and irresponsible, having too many kids... it's simply trial and error, finding one to send out and help the cause!

Welcome to the future, ladies and gentlemen... it's a bright one, with a slightly darker skin tone!

(note: I post jokingly about these sorts of racial issues because I don't think racism deserves to be taken seriously anymore... those who still cling to some false sense of superiority based on their skin color or country of ancestry only do so because they have nothing else to cling to, no other way to lift themselves up but at the expense of others. I feel sorry for them, more than anything, but I will also make fun of them mercilessly, because racism is stupid. There are amazing, talented, beautiful people of every ancestry and skin color and socio-economic level, and as soon as the racist dunderheads realize this, the better off we'll all be.)

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